Greetings, my name is Sarah, I'm 19 and Keanu Reeves makes me cry.
Self Care
- Buy yourself a new candle
- Hang out with someone’s pet… observe it
- Find a dark red lipstick that reminds you of the blood of your enemies
- Open an ancient tome that acts as a portal to your deepest thoughts
- Bathe in the organs of those who betrayed you
- Drink some calming tea
(via mylittlegardenofshadows)
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“ “Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/93aff83065bc467a890abfb6d3403327/tumblr_ml9q1bQG1P1qebseoo2_250.gif)
Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess
(Source: catchymemes, via confirmance)
apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”
(via sorry)
(via humorrelated)
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”
#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
and he was supposed to be the expert
(Source: lusilly2, via eclecticpandas)
That man shook her entire existence with that “who dis” text 😂
That was cute 😂😂😂
Still one of the cutest things.
(via handjob)
